Kingsman’s (Wrong) Definition of Oxfords

I love the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service. This film brings together well-dressed British spies, oddly specific alcoholic beverages, and makes church services more fun than you’ve ever seen them before. But there’s always been one thing that has bothered me.

In the scene where Galahad brings Eggsy into the secret weapons room in the Savile Row tailoring shop, he provides Eggsy with the wrong definition of oxford shoes. Not only is it wrong, the correct definition is the exact opposite of what he describes.

“An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing. This additional decorative piece is called brogueing.”

“Oxfords, not brogues.” Eggsy responds, recalling the code phrase introduced earlier in the film.

In reality, an oxford is specifically a formal shoe with a closed lacing system with the eyelets attaching underneath the vamp. An open lacing system describes a derby shoe, or a blucher, and while less formal than an oxford it can still be considered a formal shoe. Galahad is at least correct about what broguing is: the decorative perforations along the shoe.

A derby (left) with an oxford (right). Both heavily feature brogueing.

The “Oxfords, not brogues” statement is confusing. It implies that brogues are their own classification of shoe when in fact brogueing is a decorative detail that can be found on generally any form of men’s shoe: oxfords, derbies, monk straps, boots, etc. The phrase has also created negative connotations against brogues with those who may not have been previously educated on the difference, making it seem like they [brogues] are a lesser shoe which are not appropriate for formal wear, and less worthy of being worn. This couldn’t be further from the truth. You can read more about the differences in the basic shoe types here.

The author in full brogue derbies.

Conclusion

Kingsman: The Secret Service gets a lot of things right in its definitions and presentations of menswear, but that can’t be said for its definition of oxford shoes.

It’s true that the more brogueing a shoe has the less formal it is considered. But brogueing adds wonderful character to a shoe and gives you a chance to experiment with different looks. Brogueing is even considered more appropriate than more plain shoes for leisure situations and country wear, for which it was originally invented. The world of menswear would be much less interesting if everyone wore plain toed shoes.

Shoe Care

Shoes, like the rest of your wardrobe, should be an investment- something that you put money into that will still pay dividends for years to come. No matter how much you choose to spend on shoes its important to remember that taking care of them will save you money in the long run. A single pair of shoes can last 10 to 20 years even when worn regularly, depending on the quality of materials and your level of care for them. This will save you hundreds or even thousands of dollars over time as opposed to just replacing the shoes every time they get beat up.

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Shoe Basics

It may surprise you to know that there are just as many types of shoes and boots out there for men as there are for women. Take a breath with me as I name just a few. Aaaand oxfords, derbies, loafers, monk straps, bluchers, wingtips, spectators, full brogues, semi brogues, quarter brogues, longwing, patent leather, whole cut, opera pumps, jodhpurs, chelsea, chukka, boat, kilties, and the list could go on still. Everything I just named above is either a category of footwear or a specific detailing that can help differentiate a piece of footwear.

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